Team Birkhead Down Under
OR: "A New Jersey Idiot in Kangaroo Court" (With apologies to Samuel Clemens. And come to think of it, we owe Roger Clemens an apology too, for the whole Yankee thing. Unless it turns out he's been using the Clear or the Cream. Then we take it back again.)
Saturday, January 22, 2005
On Thursday we drove from Rotorua up to the Bay of Plenty, which is the Pacific Coast on the north end of the island. It was the surfer capital of New Zealand. It's the first night of the trip in which we didn't have a place to stay that night, but we found a nice motel with 8 rooms run by a husband and wife in Coromandel, up at the top of the Coramandel peninsula.
Today we just hopped in the car and drove down to - and all the way around - Lake Taupo. Taupo is the "great lake" in the center of the North Island. The scenery was out of this world. The two mountains on the other side of the lake are famous actors from Lord of the Rings. The one without snow played Mordor and the snowcapped one played Mount Doom.
BTW - We counted exactly 1 trillion sheep today. If you ever have insomnia, New Zealand is the place for you.
January 18, 2005 - Rotorua, New Zealand
This is how the Maori greet you when you come over for dinner. They threaten you with a spear and then stick their tongue out at you for 5 minutes. Then if you're cool enough, they let you inside their house. (We were.) Food was great. They also gave demonstrations of their language, weapons and musical instruments. Really well done.
Lake Rotorua is surrounded by a bay of sulfur, and of course our hotel was downwind. We hear on the news that it's probably worse on Saturn's moon Titan though, which has huge lakes of methane. In New Zealand, there are geysers, hot springs, boiling mud pools and steam leaking out all over the place. I think people around here are in a state of denial that the whole North Island is going to blow.
We set out to see "the Top Half" of New Zealand today in our spankin' new Ford Explorer. I was pretty stressed about driving on the right side - and in the left lane - for the 1st time. Someone say a Maori prayer for me... Luckily, my navigator kept reminding me about the left lane thing. We arrived at Rotorua unscathed after only about 3 hours on the road, mostly on Motorway #1.