Which reminds me: You think cockatoos are these beautiful exotic birds, but they're scumbag scavengers here. They hang out with seagulls and crows at the wharfs. Wendy say's they're like pigeons. When you're eating outside a cockatoo will come right up and snatch food out of your hand. And people at home pay hundreds of dollars for these?
Team Birkhead Down Under
OR: "A New Jersey Idiot in Kangaroo Court" (With apologies to Samuel Clemens. And come to think of it, we owe Roger Clemens an apology too, for the whole Yankee thing. Unless it turns out he's been using the Clear or the Cream. Then we take it back again.)
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